I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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