he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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