OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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