Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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