Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Randomize
