I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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