Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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