i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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