Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My bed smells like the plague
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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