Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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