I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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