She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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