so explain again why im purple
no
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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