Don't you send me to vm
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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