I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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