FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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