There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm always down for nudity.
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