1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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