I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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