He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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