He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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