I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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