I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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