Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish you could order shots online.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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