About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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