I'm gonna have a badass scar
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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