As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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