C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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