The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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