Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Be still, my beating vagina.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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