It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
