Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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