Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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