Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
her vagine was all disorganized.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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