Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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