she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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