I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
