And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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its like you know when i get waxed
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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