Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
