Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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