This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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