I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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