She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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