grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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