More tranny stories later!
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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