peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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