Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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