Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
