what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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