We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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