nut hugger
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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