I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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