White coat. Heels.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You're like the curious george of whores
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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