i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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