It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
then he tried to convert me to islam
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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