and you said cock pushups were impossible
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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